Do I sound like Marge?
Best voicemail yet (weirder than pregnancy-girl):
Marge, this is Ellen, how many hours is it between here and Yella-knife, when you wanna make a phone call? *click*
In other news, I’m all moved in, life is grand, somewhat busy, also: I am madly in love, so, like, all you hate-ahs can just sod off. Fo’ Sizzle. Like Bacon.
