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Notes from the help desk, #104

Friday, September 29th, 2006 - 3:21 pm

Angrily hitting caps-lock doesn’t tab through form fields any faster than gently hitting caps-lock.

In case you were wondering…

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 - 12:04 am

…it does smell like the Exxon Valdez ran aground outside my window when they were attempting to put oil into my building.

Perhaps the oil man sneezed when he was trying to stick his hose in the socket, and sent it spraying everywhere?

Avast!

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 - 1:49 pm

It be talk like a pie-rat day! so shiver me timbers and pass the grog, I be lookin’ fer a wench (“Prepare to be boarded!” I’ll say).

Speaking of booty, who be wantin’ this horrible thing?

B-I-N-G-O

Monday, September 18th, 2006 - 11:44 pm

“I miss you! do you miss me?”
sure….”
“no! wroooong answer”
“no…”
“no?”
“I mean, uh, yes”
“oh love, you’re playing bingo with my emotions!”
“…. bingo?”

Also, apparently, ‘punch drunk’ isn’t the term used to describe people who act drunk when drinking non-spiked punch, and instead comes from boxers who get the stupids from being smacked about a lot.

I hope I’m not the only one who thought this, though, as usual, I can blame Pamela, as the evening of the night I met her six years ago, she told me I was acting punch drunk, introducing me to the term.

CLEARLY IT’S HER FAULT.

more than eats the pie…

Monday, September 18th, 2006 - 1:41 am

Jasmine:
i’m bored
and should sleep

Jamie:
me too
you can crash on my couch if you want
you’ll have to move the guitars though

Jasmine:
heh
sounds tempting

Jamie:
it’s a marvelous couch
it’s an Autobot. It’s currently in ‘bed’ mode

Jasmine:
like in “transformers”
do you have any deceptecons?

Jamie:
I did. They were in ‘Banana’ mode, and then they turned into ‘smoothie’ mode, which proved to be their undoing.

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I’ve started uploading pictures since the last update, which was roughly 3.7 billion years ago.

Here are the naughty bits of some otherwise respectable plants (ask a subject to model for you, and you can shoot anything with them):

Asymmetrical Warfare sounds like a Picasso.

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 - 10:16 am

I’ve decided that should it ever come to it, my best course of action for striking at the tyrannical empire of the USA (You! Es! Eh! You! Es! Eh!) will be to get arrested for having brown skin and a funny name, then get tossed into a detention centre without charge, be abused, and finally kill myself.

That’ll surely strike a massive blow to the American Hegemony.

The wedding

Monday, June 5th, 2006 - 12:52 am

… was wonderful, congratulations to the happy couple who fortunately don’t read this site, but I’ve got nothing bad to say about them anyway, unlike other people, like my great uncle Moody who’s a total ass.

My playing was apparently well received (or people are polite liars), though I wasn’t really comfortable; the guitar wouldn’t tune and the electronics cut out. I really want to start playing out though, so it ought to get easier.

There was also no liquid courage (not sure it helps me, though, maybe smoking a fag?)

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Friday, May 19th, 2006 - 3:06 pm

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